Ride

I found out on of the reasons my car was so inexpensive today--the safety features have turned out to be not quite what I expected. I slid on some ice and hit a telephone pole and suddenly, from the center of my steering wheel, out pops some fat old guy spouting political rhetoric. Turns out my car was equipped with a windbag. After that accident, though, I've been thinking of equipping my car with reactive bumpers. They're similar to the reactive armor on tanks. If something hits my bumper, the bumper explodes. I'm not sure how safe that will keep me, but it would sure be exciting.