One Vision

So what would the world be like if it was run by a small, green-feathered former assassin? I was discussing this with Nemo the other day, since Nemo happens to be a small, green-feathered former assassin. Yes, he was once a killer-for-hire in a parallel space-time continuum before his fearsome reputation and unfailing completion of his hits forced him to seek refuge here in our universe. Being paranoid doesn't necessarily mean that everyone isn't out to get you. Now, to all outward appearances, he's just a regular old quaker parrot--but some of us know better. Nemo thinks he wouldn't necessarily be the right person to be in charge. He sees himself as more of an enforcer, the behind the scenes guy who takes care of the people who are too stupid to live, kind of the emcee of an ongoing Darwin Awards show.

Nemo: "Knock knock..."
Person lacking in intelligence or common sense: "Oh look, it's a cute little birdie!"
Nemo: Chomp, nom nom nom.

Okay, it's not pretty but it's what he's good at.